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'The Foot Monster' is the story of a child's struggle to understand the role of baked goods, the very nature of time itself, and, above all, feet, in the modern world. The only guidance the child has comes from a Mother whose mood changes as quickly as the wind and a mysterious, unstable man, who simply goes by "The Foot Monster".

'Please Hold' is a story that documents the endless torture of being on hold all day for an issue that is so simply resolved. In the time it takes Miles to get through to an operator, he apprehends a burglar, learns to play the piano, and establishes a friendship.